We are Quitting Hollywood and our

origins are shrouded in mystery. So there.

We publish humorous greeting cards.
They are VERY FUNNY indeed.

We've been doing this since 1985, quite a while

when you stop and think about it.

This explains why we are so good at it.

We are based in Basildon, Essex. Not that there's anything funny about that.

We supply loads of leading retailers. Absolutely loads, everyone is catered for
from small independent retailers to major multiple stores.

We also supply our cards overseas & online through various companies.

If you want to know more hit the CONTACT page for details.

We look forward to hearing from you, especially if you know any good jokes.

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Latest News

  • NEW AV ITT RANGE

    Av itt is a range of six fun and kick-ass cards, that has funny and funky ditties.Three boy and three girl designs, each card is tailored to a fabulous personality suited to an aged 13-18 send. Each little dude character is handmade and photoshopped into a bright, comtemporary background. Av itt is a great addition to any card display, adding that much needed teen send that stands out from the crowd.

    Price code 48/HH

Funny Jokes

  • A bloke was driving along and was dying for a wee, so he went in a drinks can. A few minutes later the police stopped him and asked what was in the can. When he told them, he was charged with possession....of CANAPISS!