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  • EXCITING, ELEGANT, IT'S All NEW VINTIQUE

    Vintique is the fab new range here at QH and our first non-humour offering on the market. Combining whimsical imagery with a subtle pearlised finish there's something for every occasion. Embossed wording contrasted against debossed imagery gives the final look a unique finish, making Vintique a special send for friends an family alike.

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Blind Date

A man and woman are on a blind date.

Woman: "If you really want to impress me, tell me two amazing facts about yourself..."

Man: "Ok...My penis is the same length as 3 Argos pens."

Woman: "And the second...?"

Man: "I'm banned from Argos!"

 

 

 

 


 

 

Dentist

A bloke goes to a dentist.

Dentist: "Before I start. I want you to take a viagra pill."

Patient: "Will it stop the pain?"

Dentist: "No...But it'll give you something to hold onto when I pull the tooth out!"