Humorous greetings cards.

Welcome to Quitting Hollywood. We are the home of humorous greetings cards and have been so for over 25 years now which is a very long time when you think about it and that’s probably why we do it so well. Since day one, which was back in 1985 (when we were all dancing to Wham) we have been working our socks off here in sunny Basildon to produce our brilliantly funny greetings cards, which include not only adult humour but also our hilarious granny-friendly clean greetings cards.  Back in the eighties we started the ball rolling with a hugely successful range of humorous cartoon greetings cards that really launched our company and since then we have expanded our ranges over the years to meet the needs of our customers and we aim to be as topical and edgy as we can be without being sued too often! Here at Quitting Hollywood we are dedicated to supplying our customers with what they want most – that is to sell them the best humorous greetings cards in the universe (pretty much). Never shy of the limelight we gained a good deal of notoriety last Christmas over the publication of  ‘The Ginger Card’ which must lead us to admit publicly that we have nothing against people with ginger hair – we even employ them!

Happiness through humour.

Our witty card ranges are absolutely bursting at the seams with witty and cutting edge jokes. We cater for all tastes and senses of humour, from family funnies to near the knuckle, edgy, adult humour. Adult cards or clean ones – we will publish anything as long as we believe it is genuinely funny. Our mission in life is to bring happiness through humour. Quitting Hollywood’s jokes are always at the forefront of humour and we constantly strive to push the boundaries with our cutting edge gags, with a nod to topical funnies. We provide a dose of classic humour with our photographic retro humour greetings cards, whilst giving a more contemporary humour edge with our bright and fun cartoon ranges. Our gag writers are the best in the industry (well that’s what they told us to say) and our standard for what passes as humour is very high. Only the very best jokes make it onto our cards – if it doesn’t make all of us laugh here at Quitting Hollywood HQ it doesn’t get published. We love to make people laugh with our greetings cards and we will continue to make the world laugh along with us for many years to come.

Where to join the fun.

You can buy Quitting Hollywood cards here on our website and in real world shops on the High Street. So, who stocks our humorous greetings cards? Only the very best independent retailers, high street chain stores and your favourite supermarket, but if you still have a problem finding our cards just contact us for help. Why not follow the links to Facebook or Twitter and join the Quitting Hollywood experience where you can share jokes, discuss what you really think of us, enter competitions and generally just enjoy yourself. After all we really are here to make you happy…. Yes, we admit that we’re also here to make a few bob for ourselves as well but that’s life.

Personalised Greetings Cards.

Quitting Hollywood also offer personalised greetings cards available to order from this website. Both Moonpig and Funky Pigeon offer Quitting Hollywood cards which just goes to show how highly regarded our humorous greetings cards are. Personalisation is a huge step forward in the greetings card market and we are delighted to offer the service to our valued customers. By the way, you can order personalised greetings cards from most of our ranges, so just click on the shop tab for your personalised humorous greetings card – it’s really quick and simple to use.

Funny Greetings cards - Our Card Ranges.

Here at Quitting Hollywood, the home of humour greetings cards, we publish a broad range of comedy greetings cards. Not only do we produce amusing greetings cards for you to send to your family, friends and loved ones but we offer a huge selection of styles from adult greetings cards to clean humour. Under the card ranges tab you can view all of our cards. You will find birthday cards in the everyday section where all our ranges live: QH; Twisty - our retro greetings card range (you’ll instantly recognise these as our black and white photographic cards – they’re everywhere); Game On our sport photographic range; Headcasez; Pets in the City and Paw Play our two ranges of animal jokes greetings cards; Jolly Mixtures and Hootz. – they’re all there. Check out the seasonal ranges and you’ll find our other ranges – Scribbles, Jitterbug, Schwing, Hot Fudge, The Rudes, North Pole and Bad Santa – the home of The Ginger Card. Contact us here at Quitting Hollywood if you want to stock our products in the UK or for export around the world. We can print in your local language and we can license so you can print the cards yourself. Contact us if we can help you in any way. You’ve probably got the thread by now that here at Quitting Hollywood we publish lots of funny greetings cards, not just birthday cards but cards for most other occasions too. Just imagine how many different occasions you could want a card for, well that’s about how many different types we do. From Wedding cards to St Patrick’s Day cards we’ve got them all here for you to buy. Not only that, but we sell comical greetings cards for ages too right through from youngsters through to oldies. We print a great selection of humorous greetings cards for special days of the year. For our Valentine’s Day greetings cards we have the classic QH range plus Hot Fudge, Schwing, The Rudes and Twisty. Our Christmas greetings cards are always popular – our Bad Santa range is back as bold as before (we won’t mention that card with the ginger kid on it again) along with North Pole, and Pets in the City among others. Our Mothers’ Day greetings cards are ever popular and we are always working to expand our ranges on these and other occasions such as our Fathers’ Day greetings cards.

Not only greetings cards.

It’s not only humorous greetings cards you can buy from Quitting Hollywood – there is so much more on offer. We sell funny calendars, mugs, t-shirts, you name it – we do it. All of our ranges are available for personalization via this website – just click on the shop tab. Why not make use of our personalized greetings cards to make that friend or loved one feel extra special? Our funny greetings cards make it so easy to select the perfect card for that important occasion. Read about us on this website; have a look through our card ranges and other products; get the latest news; make a download; make yourself famous for fifteen minutes; visit our shop for a personalised humour greetings card for that special person; download free desk top calendars and get a daily dose of free gags on our Facebook page where you can also post gags that you may get paid for if we print them! We also want to buy any funny photographs you have - just check out the Famous for Fifteen Minutes part of the site.